Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Calling all stupid women!

Andrea Mitchell, NBC's paragon of intelligence and virtue, says that Sarah Palin will get the "uneducated women" vote. Careful, Andrea - the dumb, hick soccer mom makes up a huge part of the electorate. I guess all the smart women will be voting for Biden, the most boring VP snoozefest in the history of the world.

The fair and balanced treatment towards Palin continue in this week's UsWeekly.

On the one hand, we have her headline of "LIES! BABIES! WORKING MOTHER! OH THE HORROR." (By the way, what "lies" are they talking about? But anyways...)

Compare her cover story to the gentle, warm, feel-good treatment Obama received last year:

What liberal media bias?

Sarah Palin is more of a man than Barack Obama

Andrea Peyser hits the nail on the head in her article A Time Warped Sexist Assault:

When Joe Biden tragically lost his wife and infant daughter in a car wreck in 1972, not a single colleague, friend or competitor advised him to quit his newly won Senate seat to raise his two little surviving sons.

Isn't it great when men, or democrat women, can have it all - a career and a family? But those prejudiced, evangelical housewives need to sit down, shut up, and stay home with their babies. And Sarah Palin, forget it. She just needs to resign.

***Levi Alert!***

I will be tuning in tonight for the convention, not just for Palin's speech but for the hot deliciousness of Bristol's man. Wow!

No crackheads in Alaska

Lastly, the eloquent P. Diddy claims that there are no black people, drugs, or crackheads in Alaska.