Wednesday, October 8, 2008

David Kernell indicted

From the Knoxville News Sentinel, we learn that today, "A University of Tennessee student who is the son of a Memphis legislator has been indicted by a federal grand jury on charges of hacking Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin's personal e-mail."

In the third paragraph, we finally figure out that this mysterious legislator is a "D-Memphis." Don't worry about David. After he gets one year probation, he will have many job offers.


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I just couldn't resist
And the hacker is...

Update:
Breitbart sez:
He was released without posting bond, but the court forbade him from owning a computer and limited his Internet use to checking e-mail and doing class work.

Eaux Neaux. Now he can't post anything thoughtful on 4chan!


Aww.. isn't he cute. Oh yeah, he's dating some girl from SC. I'm jeal.