In the third paragraph, we finally figure out that this mysterious legislator is a "D-Memphis." Don't worry about David. After he gets one year probation, he will have many job offers.

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I just couldn't resist
And the hacker is...
Update:
Breitbart sez:
He was released without posting bond, but the court forbade him from owning a computer and limited his Internet use to checking e-mail and doing class work.
Eaux Neaux. Now he can't post anything thoughtful on 4chan!

Aww.. isn't he cute. Oh yeah, he's dating some girl from SC. I'm jeal.

makes a democrat's head explode.