Saturday, November 8, 2008

"Thousands protest gay marriage ban"

O RLY? Well millions more protested gay marriage by voting against it!

Why is this news? So Ellen Degeneres is fuming. Thank you, Captain Obvious. I really care about Hollywood elites telling me what to do.

Palin calls jerks "jerks"

And I would've called them a few other choice words. Does anybody honestly think that a governor does not know that Africa is a continent? I find it amazing that all of this is going on, but Biden told a guy in a wheelchair to stand up and nobody cares.

Anyways, more great Palin quotes at the link.
Stand up for Chuck!

Friday, November 7, 2008

Fun phrases guaranteed to annoy a liberal

"Don't blame me, I voted for Palin!"

"B. Hussein Obama - Not MY president!"

"Socialism - Not in MY name!"

"Keep the change!"

"01.20.13"

Thursday, November 6, 2008

"Gays in CA can't get married"

False!

Gays in CA and everywhere else CAN get married... To someone of the opposite sex.

They have the SAME rights as everyone else.

But glad to see they still can't marry each other. Way to go Cah-lee-fow-neeans! At least somebody got something right this election.

"Did Palin bring down McCain?"

B.

S.

If it weren't for Palin, McCain would have been lucky to get 30% of the vote. We can all be thanking our lucky stars that God sent her.

The only reason the media, liberal republicans and McCain campaign traitors are bringing her down like this is because they are

AFRAID.

"So what's next for Palin? Is she going to do a TV show?"

Not "Is she going to stay governor?" Not "Will she run in 2012?" but "Is she going to do a TV show?"

Typical. A conservative woman needs to know her place.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Translation

Now, "the world" loves us.

What the Australian PM said:
"Twenty-five years ago Martin Luther King had a dream of an America where men and women would be judged not on the colour of their skin but on the content of their character," Rudd told reporters. "Today what America has done is turn that dream into a reality."

What he meant:
"Today, America elected a man with no content in his character based solely on the color of his skin."

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Recap of Obama's election night party

Clueless College Girl: (lifts up shirt) WOO hOOoOo!! I'M NOT A RACIST!! Woo hOooOo!!! BooBs 4 OBAMA!

Jessie Jackson sheds tear.

THE END.

Congratulations President Redistributor and VP Gaffe-tastic!

Amerikkka saw light through half-blackness. The One has been crowned.

Who needs a patriotic war hero? I'd rather have a radical socialist race baiter any day.

GOD D--N AMERIKKKA! IT'S IN THE BIBLE!

America is sexist and socialist

But at least not racist!

AMERICA'S CHICKENSSS-UH!

HAVE COME HOME-UH!

TO ROOST-UH.


RIP the unborn babies.
RIP my 401k.
RIP talk radio.
RIP the coal industry.

Enjoy socialism!

Palin 2012.

I voted

First in line at my precinct, just like in NYC 2004. This marks my third presidential election.

Not telling who I voted for, though.

hehe.

Monday, November 3, 2008

ATTENTION LIBERALS: ELECTION CANCELLED

There is breaking news that the polls are closed tomorrow. Don't go. Your plans to vote one or multiple times have been delayed until further notice, possibly until next month. Stay home and await further instructions.

Sarah-cuda cleared of Troopergate charges

Just like we knew she would be.

Liberal tactics, foiled!

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Make Palin our 1st woman VP! We can do this!

The Election is the only poll that counts. Stay strong and vote! Unless you registered with ACORN - vote several times.